My brother’s friend was starting to apply for colleges. And one of the colleges he applied to required a 3 page essay explaining what daring meant to them.
So being the clever person he was
On the each page he wrote 1 word with huge font,
And he later got accepted.
this is my favorite story on tumblr
If only i had checked myself
Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall
an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair
yall literally have the lowest standards in the history of the universe and there are animals that accept urine as a mating gift
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
Simpsons Knitting Patterns (1991)
Hey look! Its all the horrifying Simpsons sweaters in one. This means I can’t be the only one to try to conquer that poorly sized Lisa Simpson sweater. Good luck to us all in that.
These kids were probably the coolest in the 90s…